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A Fast Foodie Hero: Herman Cain

I…I don’t even have any words for this. From the Republican presidential candidate and former CEO of Godfathers’ Pizza comes this gem.

Imagine there’s no pizza. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Briana Severson is a fast food aficionado and graduate of NYU with a degree in Abnormal Psychology & Creative Writing. A South Carolina native, Severson spends her days pining for Zaxby's spicy fried mushrooms and her nights sleeping.

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7 Responses to "A Fast Foodie Hero: Herman Cain"

  1. Derek says:

    Man has a way with a ballad.

  2. Obbop says:

    Funny but Cain’s comments indicate to me that in reality he despises the “commoners” of the USA; especially the HUGE masses of unemployed, working-poor and the the MANY performing the needed tasks required to make a modern society function on a day-to-day basis.

    Basically, a “class enemy” of the majority of citizens who, I fear, whose life-long immersion in the most finely-honed indoctrination/propaganda systems ever devised.

    Please beware that Cain dude.

    Thank you for allowing me (I hope) to post this warning upon a Web site I have much respect for; including the lovely lasses who created it.

    1. admin says:

      Hi Obbop,

      Totally agree. Not a fan of Cain (or really anybody who’s running for prez this go ’round), but I have to say, SOLELY as a fast foodie (and not as, say, a citizen of the US), I’d want a president whose past includes singing about pizza with the backing of a gospel choir. ^_^

      -B

      1. Obbop says:

        Excellent point!!!!!!!!

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