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Fast Food Mascots as Gangsters
Hey foodies, Saw this on Flavorwire a few days ago. Thought you’d enjoy! We all know that fast food is bad for you. But what if, instead of slowly consigning you to a drawn-out, heart disease-related death, it bumped you off execution-style, or coated your feet in concrete and dumped you in the river? That’s the apparent premise behind Fast Food Mafia, a poster by Andrew Shirley that pictures famous fast food mascots and spokespeople as mafiosi. … Read entire article »
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Fast Food Mascot Bios #1: Wendy
Wendy was born at the tail end of the 1960s, raised in a single-parent home by her father Dave Thomas. Dave, while never without a large smile and a charity to donate to, was not so nice behind closed doors. Wendy was his firstborn, his only child, his one chance to pass on his DNA, and Dave was determined to make her perfect. Despite the fact that she was a ginger. Wendy’s father Dave insisted she … Read entire article »
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Briana
Briana is a fast food aficionado and graduate of NYU with a degree in Abnormal Psychology & Creative Writing. A South Carolina native, she spends her days pining for Zaxby's spicy fried mushrooms and her nights sleeping.
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