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Fast Food That Sucks Ass #7: Novelty Burgers
Today’s post comes to us from guest blogger Isabella Woods. Check out her earlier guest post here! Red Robin Wise Guy Burger Where do I begin with how wrong this is? It was a while ago now, but it’s a timeless cautionary tale, and one I feel other foodies may like to hear about. I may split opinion here, but that’s no bad thing. Story beginneth: I was offered a trip to Red Robin by a grateful friend, … Read entire article »
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Fast Food That Sucks Ass #6: Bean Burritos
It’s time for the most controversial series (and my personal favorite to write) on Fast Foodies: Fast Food That Sucks Ass. Foodies, for the most part Mary and I get along great as co-bloggers. But there are certain things on which we just do not agree. For instance: she doesn’t understand my hatred of condiments and I don’t understand why she includes references to bowel movements in her posts. See, although I’m not a prim’n'proper lady, … Read entire article »
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Fast Food That Sucks Ass #5: Burger King Chicken Nuggets
Hey foodies, I never thought this day would come. I never thought that I would be opening the “Fast Food That Sucks Ass” can of worms and depositing into it…Burger King’s chicken nuggets. It pains me to write this. You see, back in the good old days, Burger King chicken nuggets were in my top five favorite fast food items to order. As a kid (before I met the Chili Cheese Coney), I ate exclusively chicken nuggets. … Read entire article »
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Fast Food That Sucks Ass: Dark Meat Chicken
Dear foodies, When eating fast food, I have been known to morph into violent personas different than my own. For instance, when eating McDonalds fries, I become a savage beast determined only to fill my stomach with salty, crisp goodness. When eating barbecue, I chomp slowly and meaningfully in an attempt to glean as much sauce/spice as possible from the bite. When eating chicken nuggets, however, my first bite is lacking in the zeal one would … Read entire article »
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Fast Food That Sucks Ass #3: Rice
Hey foodies, I’m in a horrible mood today (and have been for the past week or so) and we all know what that means…Fast Food That Sucks Ass! Today’s fast food that sucks ass is a little, shall we say, niche. You don’t find rice at 80% of fast food restaurants, the main exceptions being Mexican/Fexican restaurants (i.e. Taco Bell, Chipotle) and Chinese restaurants (i.e. Panda Express). That is because 80% of fast food restaurants are smart … Read entire article »
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Fast Food That Sucks Ass #2: Coleslaw
Hey foodies, Hope your Easter Feasters went swimmingly and that you heeded my advice and had some srs KFC. I certainly did (complete with a semi-Severson Special for dessert!). However, the glee of Easter Feaster is now passed and we can indulge our angsty, angry selves by complaining about Fast Food That Sucks Ass. *trumpets blare* IMAGINE IF YOU WILL the following scenario: You’re hungry. No, not just hungry. Ravenous. All day long you’ve been craving something, though … Read entire article »
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Fast Food That Sucks Ass, Volume 1
Hey foodies, I’m in kind of a bad mood today because I don’t have time to post (I was out of town all last week on business and I’m going back out of town on business on Wednesday) but yet I have to post anyway. Damn you, conscience! So, today I will take out my frustration at the fact that I have to stay late at work in order to catch up on all the work I’ve missed/will miss by writing about something that makes me mad: fast food that sucks ass. In today’s edition of FFTS, I present: Fish. Fast food fish is HORRIBLE. I know Mary recently posted about the Filet-o-Fish, but I stand in hard opposition to her affectionate feelings theretoward. THE FILET OF FISH IS EFFING GROSS. It is what … Read entire article »
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Briana
Briana is a fast food aficionado and graduate of NYU with a degree in Abnormal Psychology & Creative Writing. A South Carolina native, she spends her days pining for Zaxby's spicy fried mushrooms and her nights sleeping.
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