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Fast Food That Sucks Ass #5: Burger King Chicken Nuggets
Hey foodies, I never thought this day would come. I never thought that I would be opening the “Fast Food That Sucks Ass” can of worms and depositing into it…Burger King’s chicken nuggets. It pains me to write this. You see, back in the good old days, Burger King chicken nuggets were in my top five favorite fast food items to order. As a kid (before I met the Chili Cheese Coney), I ate exclusively chicken nuggets. … Read entire article »
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Fast Food That Sucks Ass: Dark Meat Chicken
Dear foodies, When eating fast food, I have been known to morph into violent personas different than my own. For instance, when eating McDonalds fries, I become a savage beast determined only to fill my stomach with salty, crisp goodness. When eating barbecue, I chomp slowly and meaningfully in an attempt to glean as much sauce/spice as possible from the bite. When eating chicken nuggets, however, my first bite is lacking in the zeal one would … Read entire article »
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Chkn Ngts
Hi foodies, In lieu of “a real post” today, I’m going to present you with something I worked long and hard on: a parody of Wiz Khalifa’s “Black and Yellow” entitled “Chicken Nuggets”. First, “Black and Yellow”. Listen to it. It WILL get stuck in your head.Then you will understand why I had to make a parody (reason: because it got stuck in my head and sometimes the only reason to get a song out of your … Read entire article »
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The Things I Do For You Foodies, Part 1
Hey foodies, In an effort to maintain a level of ~cultural relevancy~ (but mostly to get the stupid “Black and Yellow” song out of my head), I have been working on a parody of “Black and Yellow” entitled “Chicken Nuggets.” So far, my efforts have led to the substitution of “nugga” for “nigga” and the phrase “Sid and Mittens” stuck in my head (those are my cats’ names). That is all. … Read entire article »
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