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Thirsty Thursday: Dunkin Donuts Warm Apple Cider
Back when New York used to have distinct seasons instead of smash-cutting between “Blistering Hot” and “Suddenly Snowing”, autumn was my favorite season. There’s just something about turning leaves, Thanksgiving cornucopias, an unpredictable temperature on the subway, and having allergic reactions to your clothes pulled from winter storage. The best part, though, is the apple sellers at the green markets busting out the heating pads to serve piping hot cups of apple cider, an impulse … Read entire article »
Filed under: Fast Food, Thirsty Thursday, Uncategorized
Taste Test: Dunkin Donuts Big N’ Toasty
Having already reviewed one Dunkin Donuts breakfast sandwich monstrosity, I figured I would be game for another. I’d heard murmurs of the Big N’ Toasty from friends encouraging me to review it, and eventually found myself inside a Dunkin Donuts, as if against my will, on the morning we were going to pick out our apartment. A mixture of fast food proximity and the instinct to stress eat overcame me, further exacerbated by my penchant … Read entire article »
Filed under: Fast Food, Restaurant Review, Uncategorized
Hot Ways to Keep Cool
(Oh god, oh god, the title of this entry is killin’ me, Smalls. Why don’t I just put down my morning cup of coffee, go stop in at the tanning salon for the one brief moment I have of ~total self indulgence~ in spite of the fact that said ~total self indulgence~ is making me orange, then get the mail and find my monthly paycheck of $120.43 and think sadly to myself, “But, gee, the … Read entire article »
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Secular Holidays: National Doughnut Day
When you rolled out of bed this morning, swallowed some vitamins and cold pizza for breakfast (they cancel each other, right?!), I bet you thought it was shaping up to be a standard Friday, foodies. But while it is still a Friday in the sense that you will probably imbibe too much tonight and break your budget on a cab home, today is not a normal Friday. Today is National Doughnut Day. It’s sort of like the opposite of Friday the thirteenth. Instead … Read entire article »
Filed under: Breaking News, Secular Holidays
Dunkin Donuts Munchkins: The Personality Test
I’m on the road again, foodies! And by that, I mean that great highway in the sky. And by that I mean taking an airplane home and not going to Heaven, hopefully, I think, oh God I’m terrified of flying? And while I stare at this bird in the terminal (wait, now two birds … WAIT NOW THREE) and contemplate how their easy effortless flight laughs in the face of humanity’s gas-guzzling, anxiety-inducing spin on … Read entire article »
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Second Coming: Blueberry Waffle Sandwich at Dunkin Donuts
Are you aware the world is ending, foodies? SPOILER ALERT: Jesus is coming May 21! (You didn’t get the Save the Date? God DOES only ship FedEx.) Is your house spic and span? Did you clean the oven? The grout? (You know Jesus is gonna white glove that shit.) I hope you have your Rapture Day outfit ready, because those dirty jeans and Metallica t-shirt are not gonna fly. And for the love of God … Read entire article »
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Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee
After a seventy degree lifesaver yesterday, it’s safe to say spring has arrived (or, at the very least, is viciously cockteasing us). As the city scrambles to update its wardrobe to bare as much skin as inappropriately possible, the only change I’m making is dietary. Once the warm weather hits, it’s time to ditch that morning-coffee handwarmer and upgrade to a new caffeine companion: iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts. Coffee purists, lower your pitchforks. I used … Read entire article »
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Bacon, Egg & Cheese & the Bodega
Watching Seinfeld as a kid in the Midwest was like watching a transmission from another planet: a planet called Adulthood in New York City. Sure, Friends was ostensibly set in New York as well, but it pandered toward a middle American idea of New York, all cab rides (uh …), coffeeshops (I guess?) and spacious, affordable apartments (LULZ). Phoebe never got stuck in the subway on her way to a birthday party, Chandler never leap-frogged … Read entire article »
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Briana
Briana is a fast food aficionado and graduate of NYU with a degree in Abnormal Psychology & Creative Writing. A South Carolina native, she spends her days pining for Zaxby's spicy fried mushrooms and her nights sleeping.
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