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Fast Food That Sucks Ass #6: Bean Burritos

Fast Food That Sucks Ass #6: Bean Burritos

It’s time for the most controversial series (and my personal favorite to write) on Fast Foodies: Fast Food That Sucks Ass. Foodies, for the most part Mary and I get along great as co-bloggers. But there are certain things on which we just do not agree. For instance: she doesn’t understand my hatred of condiments and I don’t understand why she includes references to bowel movements in her posts. See, although I’m not a prim’n'proper lady, … Read entire article »

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Fast Food That Sucks Ass #5: Burger King Chicken Nuggets

Fast Food That Sucks Ass #5: Burger King Chicken Nuggets

Hey foodies, I never thought this day would come. I never thought that I would be opening the “Fast Food That Sucks Ass” can of worms and depositing into it…Burger King’s chicken nuggets. It pains me to write this. You see, back in the good old days, Burger King chicken nuggets were in my top five favorite fast food items to order. As a kid (before I met the Chili Cheese Coney), I ate exclusively chicken nuggets. … Read entire article »

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Fast Food That Sucks Ass: Dark Meat Chicken

Fast Food That Sucks Ass: Dark Meat Chicken

Dear foodies, When eating fast food, I have been known to morph into violent personas different than my own. For instance, when eating McDonalds fries, I become a savage beast determined only to fill my stomach with salty, crisp goodness. When eating barbecue, I chomp slowly and meaningfully in an attempt to glean as much sauce/spice as possible from the bite.  When eating chicken nuggets, however, my first bite is lacking in the zeal one would … Read entire article »

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Fast Food That Sucks Ass #3: Rice

Fast Food That Sucks Ass #3: Rice

Hey foodies, I’m in a horrible mood today (and have been for the past week or so) and we all know what that means…Fast Food That Sucks Ass! Today’s fast food that sucks ass is a little, shall we say, niche. You don’t find rice at 80% of fast food restaurants, the main exceptions being Mexican/Fexican restaurants (i.e. Taco Bell, Chipotle) and Chinese restaurants (i.e. Panda Express). That is because 80% of fast food restaurants are smart … Read entire article »

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