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Thirsty Thursday: McDonald’s Frozen Strawberry Lemonade
Pull the shorts out of storage, the industrial Saran Wrap off the windows, and spruce up your disgusting winter feet for sandals — summer is here, foodies! Alriiiiiight — summer doesn’t officially kick it off until the solstice on June 21st, but with global warming spicing things up, it’s ok to celebrate a little bit early. And though summer means freckles, and sunscreen, and sand in orifices you didn’t know you had, it also means … Read entire article »
Filed under: Fast Food, Thirsty Thursday, Uncategorized
Fast Food That Sucks Ass, Volume 1
Hey foodies, I’m in kind of a bad mood today because I don’t have time to post (I was out of town all last week on business and I’m going back out of town on business on Wednesday) but yet I have to post anyway. Damn you, conscience! So, today I will take out my frustration at the fact that I have to stay late at work in order to catch up on all the work I’ve missed/will miss by writing about something that makes me mad: fast food that sucks ass. In today’s edition of FFTS, I present: Fish. Fast food fish is HORRIBLE. I know Mary recently posted about the Filet-o-Fish, but I stand in hard opposition to her affectionate feelings theretoward. THE FILET OF FISH IS EFFING GROSS. It is what … Read entire article »
Filed under: Fast Food That Sucks Ass
Filet-o-Doubt
It’s the Lenten season, and that means no meat for the devout, no meat on Fridays for the Sunday crowd, and Facebook status posts of “giving up Lent for Lent” for the cafeteria Catholics. Since God apparently forgot to include fish on the “Qualifies as Meat” guest list, for forty days the seafood industry makes a killing. For the fast food industry, it spells a spike in fish product sales — products like the controversial Filet-o-Fish. Like women’s rights in America, the fast food fish sandwich is a divisive entity. A lot of people turn their nose up at the notion of a fish sandwich, let alone a fast food fish sandwich. But all I have to say to those snobs is: I can see your nostril hairs. Is there anything better … Read entire article »
Filed under: Secular Holidays





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