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KFC Cheesy Bacon Bowl
Dear foodies, I’m gonna be straight up witchu. There are some things in my fast food consumption oeuvre, as it were, that are severely lacking. Most notably: the KFC double down and the KFC famous bowl. How could any serious fast foodie have never tried the famous bowl, you may ask? In part it’s because of this Patton Oswalt sketch that my then-boyfriend loved to play for me: I’m not a lazy person, I like to believe. … Read entire article »
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KFC Popcorn Chicken: Part 2
Hey foodies, Yesterday I ate some popcorn chicken and I took a lot of pictures while doing so. As I mentioned yesterday, I had received some outreach from a KFC representative re: their current promo for a $3.99 meal of popcorn chicken, a medium side, and a drink. However, once I arrived at my local KFC, I realized my hunger went above and beyond chicken and a side. I was crazy with hunger, foodies. A day … Read entire article »
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KFC Popcorn Chicken: Part 1
Hey foodies, Let’s do it. Let’s fall in love…with popcorn chicken. See, I was contacted by a KFC representative who informed me that this week only, you can receive an order of KFC popcorn chicken, a side item, and a drink for $3.99. Considering one order of popcorn chicken alone is worth $2.99, this is Quite A Deal. In order to receive the necessary coupon, just sign up for the Colonel’s Email Club. I am going to be … Read entire article »
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The Fried Chicken Bucket ~ A Parable
Hey foodies, Last night, I was invited to my friend’s friend’s birthday party. It was supposed to be a potluck picnic thing and, not wanting to seem like a total savage, I decided to forego cooking my signature dish, inadvertent e.Coli a la mode, and instead opted to buy a bucket of fried chicken from this trendy fried chicken place, Hill Country. My “bucket” of six pieces of chicken cost me thirty dollars. I winced as I handed … Read entire article »
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Fast Food Mascots: Who Would You Date?
Foodies, I know it seems like I conflate fast food and romantic partners constantly. This is because I eat my feelings I love fast food so much it feels like we’re in a relationship. The kind of deep, trusting relationship that involves hand-holding, calling sex “love-making”, and liking “it”, followed by putting a ring on “it”, whatever “it” may be. But really — which of the fast food mascots would you share fluids and bank accounts … Read entire article »
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Easter Feaster
Hey foodies, If you’re like me, your Easter memories are of being woken up at an ungodly (!) hour to attend the ~sunrise service~ at your church, followed by, no, not a Chick-fil-a biscuit (damn you, Chick-fil-”closed-on-Sundays-whaddya-gonna-do-about-it, EH”), but a basket of chocolate, synthetic Easter grass, and plastic Easter eggs full of pocket change from the Easter Bunny’s pockets. Occasionally Easter would be accompanied by Mama Severson’s Easter Feaster, a meal consisting of Really Good Homecooked Food … Read entire article »
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Combo Creations: The Soul Warmer
Hey foodies, Bet you thought I forgot about the Combo Creations series. Well. I FOOLED YOU. In spite of the recent warm weather and all those annoying Facebook status updates about how “Spring” has “sprung,” I’d like to introduce you to a Combo Creation best suited for wintertime, when you have a cold, or when you leave the dentist after getting a root canal and are told only to eat soft foods and you’re like gross oatmeal? … Read entire article »
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Briana
Briana is a fast food aficionado and graduate of NYU with a degree in Abnormal Psychology & Creative Writing. A South Carolina native, she spends her days pining for Zaxby's spicy fried mushrooms and her nights sleeping.
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