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Outback Fakeout Birthday: A Time-Honored Tradition
It’s Christmastime/Hanukah week/kind of Kwanzaa, a time of year that just refuses to keep showing up every twelve months, and with any recurring holiday comes tradition. But I’m not here to talk about holiday traditions, oh no. I’m here to segueway this nicely into a chain-food-restaurant tradition Briana and I have engaged in since our fateful meeting freshman year: the Fake Birthday at Outback. You might not be aware of this, foodies, but Outback Steakhouse, that … Read entire article »
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The Last Meal
Dear foodies, It is with great trepidation and twisted bowels that I write to you today. As you probably know, Hurricane Irene is slated to slam NYC as a Category 2 hurricane on Sunday evening/Monday morning. Flooding and wind damage is almost a guarantee. And although Mary and I live high off the ground…we also live high off the ground (read: are prone to windows busting out due to wind maintaining at 90mph+). It is yet … Read entire article »
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Outback Steakhouse: How Something Good Goes Sour
I have seen love turn to hate. I have watched plants desiccate and wilt and molt. I have watched Youtube videos of people who take pictures of themselves every day for a year and then make a sort of stop motion video. I have seen the diagram about how meth can shrivel you up into a skeleton, each month wizening you more and more. But throughout it all, there is one thing I thought would never change; one love I thought would never sour. - Outback is family. Growing up, my parents allotted my brothers and I the privilege of going out to eat on our birthdays. For a while, we chose a variety of restaurants. I remember once eating at McDonald’s for my birthday; I remember Alex choosing Miyo’s. But somewhere around … Read entire article »
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Live from…Maryland
Hey foodies, It’s me, Briana. Listen to what I just discovered! EDIT [5 minutes later]: … Read entire article »
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Food Pornography
It’s 3am on a Friday night. You’ve stumbled home from a long night of friends, drinks, and scrounging the bottom of your purse for change to bum cigarettes. With a Bushwick Pita Palace burrito in your hand and your third wind rising, going to bed is out of the question. Turning on the television (because apparently it’s 1992 and you only have dial-up), you settle in for a late night “personal massage” with the Spice Channel. But blast! You forgot to pay your cable bill this month and all the Spice Channel is serving is scrambled titties without even a dash of hot sauce. Never fear! For a no-monthly fee, you can see all the close-angled, slathered baby backs you desire. Mute the volume on Everybody Loves Raymond (gotta preserve that … Read entire article »
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Briana
Briana is a fast food aficionado and graduate of NYU with a degree in Abnormal Psychology & Creative Writing. A South Carolina native, she spends her days pining for Zaxby's spicy fried mushrooms and her nights sleeping.
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